Post by Roadkill on Apr 23, 2007 19:29:27 GMT -5
the following is a list that TheButtX and I compiled (with the help of alcohol). these are the ways that he has killed himself during the beta tests, and has gotten pissy about it. most are really funny to see.
1. Devastator next to wall.
2. telefragged - he really hates that.
3. fire nuke into random teleporter only to have it come out behind him and turn around in time to see himself melt into a red smudge on the floor.
4. walk into proximity mines he forgot he placed there just moments ago.
5. drop a samus bomb, then bitch it did nothing only to get blown up a second later.
6. throw a pipe bomb into a teleporter, then try to telefrag it.
7. just like #4, but with crash bombs.
8. try to kill the borg on map #13
9. just like #1, but with the stinger missiles.
10. seeing himself in a mirror, the trying to shoot it with any explosive weapon- (this one is my favorite.)
11. teleporting himself into deep space, then forgetting that humans cant live in the vacume of space. followed up with full body explosion. Map 3.
12. those pesty nail grenades that seem to fly back into your face peircing your soft fleshy parts.
13. running over his own BFG core as the timer ends, and it explodes giving him a plasma enima.
14. his amazing inability to aim.
15. anytime some one has the holy sword and shield. he hates that as well.
1. Devastator next to wall.
2. telefragged - he really hates that.
3. fire nuke into random teleporter only to have it come out behind him and turn around in time to see himself melt into a red smudge on the floor.
4. walk into proximity mines he forgot he placed there just moments ago.
5. drop a samus bomb, then bitch it did nothing only to get blown up a second later.
6. throw a pipe bomb into a teleporter, then try to telefrag it.
7. just like #4, but with crash bombs.
8. try to kill the borg on map #13
9. just like #1, but with the stinger missiles.
10. seeing himself in a mirror, the trying to shoot it with any explosive weapon- (this one is my favorite.)
11. teleporting himself into deep space, then forgetting that humans cant live in the vacume of space. followed up with full body explosion. Map 3.
12. those pesty nail grenades that seem to fly back into your face peircing your soft fleshy parts.
13. running over his own BFG core as the timer ends, and it explodes giving him a plasma enima.
14. his amazing inability to aim.
15. anytime some one has the holy sword and shield. he hates that as well.